If I Had A Son, I Would Teach Him About Evolution

I bled through
the crotch of my pants


and the Wonder Woman underwear
I bought two and a half years ago
on sale at Target


while eating
chocolate chip cookies
in my bed.


I put my hand between my thighs
to wipe away the blood
and realized, that
God had once again decided
to not put the embryo
of Jesus Junior in my womb,


leaving me free to continue
reading blog posts
tagged atheism.



--Em Ramser